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Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be
met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter,
Ruby.

She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and
Ramona, and son Billy; grandchildren, Donnelle, Joe, Mitzie, Maria, Mario, Marty,
Tynette, Tania, Leta, Alexandria, Tommy, Billy, Mathew, Raymond, Kenny, Javier,
Lisa, Ashlie and Michael; great-grandchildren, Brendan, Joseph, Karissa, Jacob,
Delaney, Shawn, Cienna, Bailey, Christian, Andre Jr., Andrea, Keith, Saeed,
Nujaymah, Salma, Merissa, Emily, Jayci, Isabella, Samantha and Emily. I apologize if
I missed anyone.

Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind
word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her
presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will
be no lamenting over her passing.
Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her
in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the
years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of
those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only
miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and
great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of
us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be
a family again.

There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a
lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her
grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for
all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.

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